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La connerie, c'est la décontraction de l'intelligence.

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Serge Gainsbourg
 
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L'humour est une tentative pour décaper les grands sentiments de leur connerie.

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Raymond Queneau
 
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La connerie, c'est la décontraction de l'intelligence !

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Serge Gainsbourg
 
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L'intelligence, c'est pas sorcier, il suffit de penser à une connerie et de dire l'inverse.

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Coluche
 
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La majorité n'a pas le droit d'imposer sa connerie à la minorité.

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Georges Wolinski
 
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La psychanalyse est un remède contre l'ignorance. Elle est sans effet sur la connerie.

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Jacques Lacan
 
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S'il y avait un impôt sur la connerie, l'état s'autofinancerait.

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Jean Yanne
 
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Si la connerie se mesurait, tu servirais de mètre-étalon. Tu serais à Sèvres.

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Michel Audiard
 
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Il vaut mieux mobiliser son intelligence sur des conneries que mobiliser sa connerie sur des choses intelligentes.

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Jacques Rouxel
 
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On appelle charme féminin le cache-sexe de la connerie.

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Julien Torma
 
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Le bon sens est la chose la mieux partagée du monde... La connerie aussi.

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Jacques Rouxel
 
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"L'humour, c'est lorsque l'on rit d'une connerie. La connerie, c'est lorsque l'on se sent concerné par cet humour !"

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Somkine Franck
 
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L'optimiste est l'opium du genre humain ! L'esprit saint pue la connerie.

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Milan Kundera