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Dieu a donné à la femme deux seins parce qu'il a donné à l'homme deux mains.

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Frigidité : sexe aphone.

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Piéton : automobiliste descendu de sa voiture. Automobiliste : piéton remonté dans sa voiture.

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Il est curieux de constater combien les homosexuels prolifèrent, alors qu'ils ne se reproduisent pas.

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Les fleuves et les femmes se livrent à des débordements : les premiers en sortant de leur lit, les secondes en y entrant.

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Pour bien nager, un joli caleçon de bain ne vaudra jamais une étendue d'eau.

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La majorité a toujours tort. Parce qu'elle est composée d'imbéciles. La minorité aussi est composée d'imbéciles. Mais ils sont moins nombreux.

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La dictature est une forme autoritaire de la démocratie dans laquelle tout ce qui n'est pas obligatoire est interdit.

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Rhume : tempête sous narine.

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Moisson : usage de faux.

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Le chauffeur est, de loin, la partie la plus dangereuse de l'automobile.

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"Il faut bien que tout le monde vive. Et comme il faut bien que tout le monde meure, ça fait une moyenne."

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Dans Parlement, il y a parle et ment.

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Dès qu'on dit feu Untel, c'est qu'Untel s'est éteint.

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Glace : matière à réflexion.

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Un monocle est un verre solitaire.

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Le chauffeur est de loin la partie la plus dangereuse de l'automobile.

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Les fleuves et les femmes se livrent à des débordements: les premiers en sortant de leur lit, les secondes en y entrant.

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Il ne faut jamais remettre au lendemain ce qu'on peut faire le surlendemain ; sinon on serait un jour en avance.

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Deux personnes pour faire un couple heureux, ce n'est pas assez.

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